All About Contacting My Cat!
This page tells you all about where you can contact my furry little feline!
Unfortunately, you cannot. Hairzy doesn't have opposable thumbs to use a phone, and as much as she likes stepping on mine while I'm doing something important, she has no idea how to type on a keyboard; therefore, there is no way she could possibly contact you. If you have been contacting someone you thought was Hairzy, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news; you've been getting Cat-fished (hehe, see what I did there).
Here are four silly photos of Hairzy to hopefully cheer you up! Isn't she adorable? (There's a new secret link in there, too!)
The ONLY Way To Contact Hairzy.
Unfortunately, the ONLY way to contact my kitty is in person, but if you for some reason find yourself in her presence, here's what you can do!
- Preferred Contact Method: Treats.
- Location: Wherever the food is.
- Response Time: 3-5 business naps.
- Customer Support: I don't even know why this is on here.
What To Do If Hairzy Doesn't Respond.
- Troubleshoot Your Contact Attempt.
This won't work; she's a cat. She can't speak English; therefore, she's of no help.
- Bribery.
If the bribery is with treats in particular, this could work.
- Cry.
This won't help you, but it's likely to occur.
- Give Up.
Unfortunately, this is all that remains to do.
Again, I'm very sorry you can't contact my lovely kitty online. If there were a way, I'm sure she would love a virtual treat or two, but alas, there is nothing to be done unless she suddenly grows opposable thumbs, in which case I'll gladly update you. Please enjoy the mandatory picture of Hairzy Cat right below this paragraph, and as I said on the home page, I hope you have a pawsitivly purrfect day!
If you like silly cat websites that have no real purpose, then you should visit this website!